Back in the day, ‘Orpington Man’ was a term used by marketers to (condescendingly) describe a middle-of-the-road sector of society.
No more! Today’s Orpington Man is quirky, perky, manly and the owner of a small fluffy dog.
‘He belongs to my wife' quipped my interviewee. ‘But he loves me more’.
I wasn't going to argue.