Is it a conspiracy? I don't know but I can guarantee you this, the second you have read this post, you will see them everywhere. Men walking tiny dogs. Great big hulking Lemmy look-a-likes walking teeny tiny Paris Hilton style pooches. I kid you not. Its an epidemic. I set out to discover the truth about this. Is Staffordshire Bull Terrier Man a thing of the past? Has Post Millennium Man finally come out of the closet? Or are cute dogs all just part of a cunning plan to attract mugs like me? Let’s find out.
I bagged my first 'victim' yesterday in Camden. I was too excited to ask his name as I could barely take my eyes off Milo, his tiny orange dog. Nor did I ask what breed of dog Milo is but his owner did impart this imformation. Milo is his girlfriends dog and at first, he was mortified about walking him but now they like each other, he doesn't mind at all. In fact, I would go so far as to say this about Milo and his human friend. They looked terribly happy together.